hangthemhigher's Journal

Subject:	could i possibly be anymore add?
Time:	11:10 pm.
Music:	FFTL (my lovers): World War Me.

umm wow i have not been on here in about 3498875y4325 bajillion years, actually only just one and frankly i dont see the need to update you on whats happend since when i last updated so you can suck it. You know what i just realize? i refer to whoever reads this as you i dont write it as this this and this happend and this is how i felt fuck that yay for informal writing kozak would have me dicapitated for.

Anyways im in love with blue october and frankly i dont know the first thing about them as a band or people but their music is abosolutely phenominal (sp?) and the lyrics arent tragically cliche emo which makes me happy but they are still milding depressing and mention death/suicide/homocide/unrequited love which is just how i like it.

i recently realized that i dont care its actually quite amusing because shit i would usually put up with i just tell people to shut the fuck up when i dont want to hear them bitch granted its not polite but fuck etiquette anyway its actually kind of liberating.

you know whats kind of funny/tool-esque of me? i joined dance team and i like it alot. i dont even know why i just missed it i guess. whatever

lovers:
From first to last- the entire band minus sonny because hes kristen's but mostly just derek or matt but mostly derek
Dean Martin- the voice of sex during that age but hes dead now
Sinatra- pretty much same as dean martin except hes more of an actor
steve-0- i have an enormous respect for him after the butterfly stunt (go look it up)
oh and my bed because its quite schmexy and keeps me warm at night

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Time:	11:11 pm.
Music:	Ace of Spades.

The Following Conversation is x-rated so close your eyes

co god chelsea: :-P
co god chelsea: DUDE I JUST SAW A GUY STICK HIS WHOLE HEAD INTO A GIRL'S...thing
co god chelsea: !!!!!!!!!!!!1
co god chelsea: EWWWWWWWWWWWw
DollFace9517: HOLY SHIT
co god chelsea: i never thought it possible!!!
co god chelsea: im not joking either
DollFace9517: i thought it wasnt
DollFace9517: did he suffocate?
co god chelsea: i dono...
co god chelsea: didn't seem to
DollFace9517: it gives new meaning to the phrase giving head
DollFace9517: ew now hes got cum in his hair
co god chelsea: hahahaahhahaahhaahhhaha!!!!
co god chelsea: bald
DollFace9517: oh
DollFace9517: still whos that stretchable i mean come on
co god chelsea: hahahah
co god chelsea: SERIOUSLY!
co god chelsea: nd...how much good could being that big do?
DollFace9517: it also means you can get a good fuck out of anything smaller
DollFace9517: meaning you can no longer have good sex with a penis
co god chelsea: yeah!
co god chelsea: exactally!
DollFace9517: totally pointless
co god chelsea: nd...how could it fit in urpelvis?
DollFace9517: you can push a baby outta there a babys the relative size of someones head if not bigger
co god chelsea: not really...
DollFace9517: it worked in my head
co god chelsea: the baby's skull is in sections
co god chelsea: hahahhahaha
co god chelsea: nd it's extreamly painful
co god chelsea: i mean, she was like "oh baby oh baby
DollFace9517: shes prolly done it before
co god chelsea: well due
co god chelsea: but...ewww man
DollFace9517: yeah
DollFace9517: how did you even come across that?
co god chelsea: . . . im god
DollFace9517: yeah im not going to say anything more about that
co god chelsea: hahahahhahahaaha
co god chelsea: i got bored nd there are some really funny pornos
co god chelsea: like the animal one
co god chelsea: nd this one
DollFace9517: i love how thats what you do when you get bored
co god chelsea: hahahhaahhaha!!!
co god chelsea: welll!!!
co god chelsea: its not like i like it in the way it...yeah
co god chelsea: its just funny
DollFace9517: yeah i know
DollFace9517: its just amusing
DollFace9517: did you ever end up finding the animal one
co god chelsea: hahahaahahhaa
co god chelsea: no i didn
co god chelsea: t actualt
co god chelsea: im sorry
co god chelsea: if i ever find it again i;ll download it
co god chelsea: nd put it on a cd for ya
co god chelsea: :-P
DollFace9517: ok sweet
DollFace9517: im getting porn on a cd
co god chelsea: hahahahahhaa
co god chelsea: YESSSSSSS
co god chelsea: sick porn there
DollFace9517: oh baby
co god chelsea: hahahaha

^and this people is why i love chelsea patton and she makes my day

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