urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hangthemhigher hangthemhigher hangthemhigher 2006-12-09T04:10:20Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hangthemhigher:7740 2006-12-09T04:10:20Z 2006-12-09T04:10:20Z FFTL (my lovers): World War Me umm wow i have not been on here in about 3498875y4325 bajillion years, actually only just one and frankly i dont see the need to update you on whats happend since when i last updated so you can suck it. You know what i just realize? i refer to whoever reads this as you i dont write it as this this and this happend and this is how i felt fuck that yay for informal writing kozak would have me dicapitated for.<br /><br />Anyways im in love with blue october and frankly i dont know the first thing about them as a band or people but their music is abosolutely phenominal (sp?) and the lyrics arent tragically cliche emo which makes me happy but they are still milding depressing and mention death/suicide/homocide/unrequited love which is just how i like it.<br /><br />i recently realized that i dont care its actually quite amusing because shit i would usually put up with i just tell people to shut the fuck up when i dont want to hear them bitch granted its not polite but fuck etiquette anyway its actually kind of liberating.<br /><br />you know whats kind of funny/tool-esque of me? i joined dance team and i like it alot. i dont even know why i just missed it i guess. whatever<br /><br />lovers:<br />From first to last- the entire band minus sonny because hes kristen's but mostly just derek or matt but mostly derek <br />Dean Martin- the voice of sex during that age but hes dead now <br />Sinatra- pretty much same as dean martin except hes more of an actor<br />steve-0- i have an enormous respect for him after the butterfly stunt (go look it up)<br />oh and my bed because its quite schmexy and keeps me warm at night urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:hangthemhigher:7475 2006-02-24T04:27:53Z 2006-02-24T04:27:53Z Ace of Spades The Following Conversation is x-rated so close your eyes<br /><br />co god chelsea: :-P<br />co god chelsea: DUDE I JUST SAW A GUY STICK HIS WHOLE HEAD INTO A GIRL'S...thing<br />co god chelsea: !!!!!!!!!!!!1<br />co god chelsea: EWWWWWWWWWWWw<br />DollFace9517: HOLY SHIT<br />co god chelsea: i never thought it possible!!!<br />co god chelsea: im not joking either<br />DollFace9517: i thought it wasnt<br />DollFace9517: did he suffocate?<br />co god chelsea: i dono...<br />co god chelsea: didn't seem to<br />DollFace9517: it gives new meaning to the phrase giving head<br />DollFace9517: ew now hes got cum in his hair<br />co god chelsea: hahahaahhahaahhaahhhaha!!!!<br />co god chelsea: bald<br />DollFace9517: oh<br />DollFace9517: still whos that stretchable i mean come on<br />co god chelsea: hahahah<br />co god chelsea: SERIOUSLY!<br />co god chelsea: nd...how much good could being that big do?<br />DollFace9517: it also means you can get a good fuck out of anything smaller<br />DollFace9517: meaning you can no longer have good sex with a penis<br />co god chelsea: yeah!<br />co god chelsea: exactally!<br />DollFace9517: totally pointless<br />co god chelsea: nd...how could it fit in urpelvis?<br />DollFace9517: you can push a baby outta there a babys the relative size of someones head if not bigger<br />co god chelsea: not really...<br />DollFace9517: it worked in my head<br />co god chelsea: the baby's skull is in sections<br />co god chelsea: hahahhahaha<br />co god chelsea: nd it's extreamly painful<br />co god chelsea: i mean, she was like "oh baby oh baby<br />DollFace9517: shes prolly done it before<br />co god chelsea: well due<br />co god chelsea: but...ewww man<br />DollFace9517: yeah<br />DollFace9517: how did you even come across that?<br />co god chelsea: . . . im god<br />DollFace9517: yeah im not going to say anything more about that<br />co god chelsea: hahahahhahahaaha<br />co god chelsea: i got bored nd there are some really funny pornos<br />co god chelsea: like the animal one<br />co god chelsea: nd this one<br />DollFace9517: i love how thats what you do when you get bored<br />co god chelsea: hahahhaahhaha!!!<br />co god chelsea: welll!!!<br />co god chelsea: its not like i like it in the way it...yeah<br />co god chelsea: its just funny<br />DollFace9517: yeah i know<br />DollFace9517: its just amusing<br />DollFace9517: did you ever end up finding the animal one<br />co god chelsea: hahahaahahhaa<br />co god chelsea: no i didn<br />co god chelsea: t actualt<br />co god chelsea: im sorry<br />co god chelsea: if i ever find it again i;ll download it<br />co god chelsea: nd put it on a cd for ya<br />co god chelsea: :-P<br />DollFace9517: ok sweet<br />DollFace9517: im getting porn on a cd<br />co god chelsea: hahahahahhaa<br />co god chelsea: YESSSSSSS<br />co god chelsea: sick porn there<br />DollFace9517: oh baby<br />co god chelsea: hahahaha<br /><br />^and this people is why i love chelsea patton and she makes my day